A New Way for Collington To Raise Money

Even the very best run organization can find a use for extra money.  So, here is a modest proposal.  We all know that many of us here love going to meetings (even if complaining about them is half the fun).  Many of us, after all, are recovering bureaucrats.  So if you want to go to meetings, you should have to pay an extra fee.  Chairs pay an extra itemized fee.

Of course, others hate meetings.  So they would have to pay a fee not to go the meetings.

The trick is getting both groups of people to pay without the other knowing .  .  .  .

Suggestions welcomed.